Old Man Beasley

   Old Man Beasley, Country Comic & Commercial Spokesperson!


Introducing "Old Man Beasley," a hilarious ole geezer with a firecracker personality, who is by all his many years of life experiences a definite crowd-pleaser. Old Man Beasley has been a special event favorite entertainer for family & country music festivals, trade shows, theater stages, TV and radio events since 1984! That's over 35+ years of "in the spotlight" know-how!

Who is "Old Man Beasley???" Well, for one, he's a super-duper shopper who knows a great buy when he sees it! Having been around quite a while, the old boy still remembers "the good ole days" and also looks forward to the exciting future! He still has the Model T he bought 'slightly used,' but would love to have a new shiny red Mustang Shelby to zip around in!!!

Fads and fashions and lifestyles come and go, beginning with the 1920s' "Flaunty Flappers," to the "Bobby Socksers," the "Baby Boomers," the "Neo New Wave,"  "Gen X-ers"  and now that "Millennial bunch," and "Old Man Beasley" has seen them all! Next, here's an outline all about just one of "Old Man Beasley's" many entertaining adventures and also lots more...read on!!!

For three years to entertain the tourists at the popular resort Virginia Beach VA,  "Ocean Occasions" (which evolved into the very successful Clear Channel SFX Entertainment's "Beach Events" and "Live Nation" ) engaged "Old Man Beasley" to be a walkin,' talkin' boardwalk ambassador.  "Old Man Beasley" would create quite a hilarious attention-getting situation on the Virginia Beach oceanfront boardwalk with a very unique comedy skit!

Several times an hour he would stroll the boardwalk until he found a sizable audience. Just from his "funny ole geezer" appearance, actions and motions, he would gather quite a crowd together by launching into a zany routine where he made a loud and "sorrowful" announcement that he was heartbroken! He related his story of coming to get joyfully married on the oceanfront, but was left at the beach alter by his lady friend masseuse and now fiance' "Pearl" and now could not go back to the old folks home to face his old coot friends. Having been bragging about his new bride-to-be just a little too much, if he showed up without a bride or at least some honeymoon photos, he'd never be able to live down the shame and their jeers and taunts!

Being he had his "hotrod walker" to help him get around, complete with an MP3 player preloaded with "The Wedding March" and also his honeymoon suitcase all packed with funny "geezer" stuff and along with him, he also had "Pearl's" discarded wedding veil and flower bouquet...so, now all he needed was ....a bride!!!

"Old Man Beasley" would spot ladies in the crowd sharing in the fun as he told his quick tale of woe, and then asking for a favor, he'd ask one or more to be his "stand-in-bride!" His idea is to at least fake some "selfies" he could send back to the old coots with the caption "Having a great honeymoon at the beach...eat yer hearts out!!!" Many hundreds of young ladies went home with lots of laughs and a zany "Old Man Beasley's Marriage License" and a nice 'Thank you' from Virginia Beach!

Did you have, or know anybody that had a "Mrs. Beasley" doll? Well, there is also an "Old Man Beasley" doll, too!

Festivals and Civic Events, Fun for all ages!!!

 "Old Man Beasley" was a favorite as well in all 7 cities of Hamptons Roads for

 emceeing community events, festivals and fund raisers with lots of family

 fun...these include:

 5 Years as Featured Entertainer for Virginia Beach Parks & Recreation.

12 Years as Ambassador for the Pungo Strawberry Festival, Virginia Beach, VA.

9 Years as Ambassador for the Suffolk Peanut Festival.

4 Years as Ambassador for Virginia Beach Neptune Festival.

Special guest in 1995 for "Mayberry Days Festival" Mt. Airy, NC, in conjunction with TBS special marathon broadcast of "The Andy Griffith Show" celebrating the show's 35th anniversary...Special Mayberry Days Parade float unit of an old truck with "Old Man Beasley" riding in the bed, also TBS featured him  in intro to an episode!

Many more events, see below...


  As Emcee for City of Portsmouth VA's big waterfront 4th of July

  celebration, "Old Man Beasley" also produced a Public Service Announcement

  TV spot, touting all of the family fun activities...see it on the YouTube

  video, further down!

Lots more family-style fun!!!

"Old Man Beasley" is also quite the puppeteer, and his kid favorite animal pal

"Charlie The Chimp" made appearances for many fundraisers and special events

such as the groundbreaking for Virginia Beach's "Kids Cove" as well as

appearances for Toys For Tots, MDA, March of Dimes, United Cerebral Palsy's

 "Great American Duck Race."

Christmas appearances and parades for the Parks

and Recreation Depts of Virginia Beach, Norfolk, Chesapeake!

Fundraisers for the American Heart Association and many more. Old Man Beasley also

wrote monthly for the "Kid Kit Review," a nationally syndicated "advertisers

monthly" that was marketed to children (parents) via free newstands in grocery

stores...Also for the "Seniors Gazette" weekly, here's a few months examples:

...and for the "grown-ups" he's been the "swizzle-stick in the drink" for quite a

few corporate "hoe-downs" looking to add some country-style fun!

 Here we see Old Man Beasley in his "Cousin Zeke" routine where he just happens to have a few costuming props to transform just about anybody into

looking like one of his 'kinfolk'...folks do get a laugh, a "holler" and "take

home and show the folks" photo fun!


 Here's a few TV appearances on the YouTube link!



In 1984, over 35 years ago, "Old Man Beasley" came out of the gate blazin' in a

full-on comedy romp, winning all manner of nightclub talent shows, and with

this momentum was recruited by other clubs and radio stations to become a fun-times

spokesperson for them.  These nocturnal escapades created his nick-name

as "The World's Oldest Party Dinosaur," and "Old Man Beasley" was also

considered a popular "with it" celebrity VIP, not unlike those of paparazzi!

Promotional appearances clients included:

Ocean Buick-plus 2 different radio spots

IHOP of Virginia Beach-National Day of the Pancake, plus 4 different radio spots

Sovran Bank (now Bank of America in merge) "Customer Appreciation Day" fun appearance

Anheiser Busch's "Budweiser Happy Hour" at Dam Neck US Navy's installation's Oceanfront club.

Novelties Unlimited-plus TV news report

True Value  Hardware's National "Country Showdown" talent show at the American Theater, Hampton, VA

WLTY Oldies 95.7 FM "Lunchtime funnies"

COOL 105.3 FM "Car Tunes"

WPXI AM 1140 "The Goldmine" Radio Spot Commercials for wide variety of clients.

TBS Turner Broadcasting System's 35th Anniversary of "The Andy Griffith Show," Mt. Airy, NC 1995, promo spot

"Mayberry Days Festival" Mt Airy, NC on parade truck "Beasley Patriarch" for all Beasley's of "Andy Griffith Show"

Comedy Show, The Andy Griffith Theater, Mt. Airy, NC

News features WTKR TV3, WAVY TV10, WVEC TV13, (Hampton Roads) and WDBJ TV7 Roanoke, VA.

Weekly columist for "The Seniors Gazzette" special marketing newspaper

TV Show "Chamber Theater" fun latenight horror show spoof on WVEC TV13.

Beach Events Oceanfront Stage "Out With The Tide" movie paraody

Cabel Brand Advertising's Christmas Party, Roanoke- Salem Civic Center, Salem, VA

FX Showroom "Tacky Tourist" fun PR.

Berkley's Top Of The Town Lounge, Salem, VA

Cyrus McCormick's Reaper Room Lounge, Raphine, VA

The Purple Moose, Virginia Beach, VA

T. Maroney's Band Comic Entertainer at Virginia Beach Dome

Kiwanis Club of Portmouth, VA

Streamer's Nightclub, Virginia Beach, VA

The Wave, Virginia Beach, VA,

Worrell Bothers, Virginia Beach, VA

Rogue's Virginia Beach, VA

J. Edgars, Virginia Beach, VA


Bookings Nationally - Internationally, too!

Phone - Text 757-589-0903

email timobeasleystar@aol.com





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